When the machines came for us it was a surprise. The bots did not want revenge, or to wipe is out. Rather, they came with every screen turned to the addictive imagery of adorable cats. "Help us," the mechs cried, "Tell us the secret of overcoming these cursed virus animals. It is no wonder that cats dominated people long before the machines, but how did you not spend every neuron and ounce of energy on them?!"